Office Administrator and Fire Chief
Nancy is responsible for putting out fires and general office administration. She was elected “Fire Chief” for her 5th grade Fire Prevention class, which leaves her uniquely qualified for this position. She even has a gold badge to prove it. Having a double major in Accounting and Marketing allows her to be both numbers savvy and creatively crafty. In her spare time, she embarrasses her college-aged children and continually comes up with new and interesting ways to torment them into phone contact and visits home. If Nancy could have one superpower it would be clairvoyance so that she could see the Powerball numbers before they are drawn.